Wedgie Game

The players – can be any number of players, just make sure you have enough cards for everyone to take 3.

How to Play – pick 3 cards out of a deck and compare them with other players.

• 3 of a kind beats straight
• straight (1,2,3, etc) beats 3 of a kind;
• pairs beat straight.
• face cards (Ace, Jack, Queen, King) beat numbers;
• Joker beats everything.
• On-suit (same picture) always beats off-suit (different symbols).

The winning hand decides the loser’s payment:

numbered cards

• 3 of a kind on-suit: chair wedgie, chair is backwards (no support from seat)
• 3 of a kind off-suit: chair wedgie
• pair on-suit: regular wedgie
• pair off-suit: regular melvin
• straight on-suit: propellor melvin
• straight off-suit: propellor wedgie

(If you don’t know how to do these wedgies check out Wedgie Nation.)

face cards

• 3 of a kind:  atomic wedgie
• pair: hanging wedgie
• face straight on-suit: self wedgie
• face straight off-suit: regular wedgie

Keep going until you decide to stop. 

If you liked Wedgie Game with Cards then you should also check out Doorknob Wedgie Dare.

The same rules apply as beer pong.

Instruction on How to play Wedgie Pong

• Place six to ten cups in a pyramid shape on either side of a table or flat surface. Position the pyramids near enough to the edge so there is some distance between the two, but not so close that the cups fall off the table. Have the tops of the pyramids (the small end) face the middle of the table.
• Instead of filling each cup with a designated amount of beer put a piece of paper in each cup that contain a wedgie dare written on it.
• Form two teams of two people each. Give each team two ping pong balls.
• Take turns trying to throw the balls into the opposing team’s cups. Stand behind your pyramid and (according to house rules) either bounce, lightly arc or pitch the ball into a cup. When bouncing, make sure the ball bounces on the opposing team’s half of the table.
• The defensive team removes the cup and does the wedgie dare that is written on the piece of paper in that cup.
• As cups are removed, rearrange your pyramid so it is as equilateral as possible.
• If both offensive team members get their balls in, that team gets to go again.
• When all of one team’s cups are gone, they lose. End game rules vary, but generally the losing team must do all the wedgie dares in whatever cups are left on the table.

If you liked Wedgie Game – Wedgie Pong then you may also want to check out Wedgie Dice Dare.

This weeks trivia question is:

How many flowers must honey bees tap to make one pound of honey?

a.  100,000

b.  10,000

c.  2,000,000

d.  100

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If you guessed C, than you are right and you don’t have to do the dare if you don’t want to.  If you got the question wrong, you have to do a messy wedgie. Put some honey down your undies and wedgie yourself. Keep it in for a half hour.

If you liked Wedgie Dare – Messy Wedgie then you should also check out Wedgie Dare- Wedgie Game with Cards.

You can do this wedgie with a group of people or just a few.  You decide what type of wedgie you want to do and then see who can last the longest.

If you like Longest Lasting Wedgie Dare then you should also check out Wedgie Dare – Microwave Wedgie.

Here are the rules accompanying it…

Pile it on Wedgie Dare Rules/Advice:

1. The challenge only ends when all pairs of underwear have been ripped off so it is advisable to use the toilet before the challenge begins.

2. You can not rip all the undies off at once, it has to be one at a time.

3. You can only do 1 type of wedgie once.  You must do a different wedgie for each pair of undies.

4. Additional clothing can be worn and taken off but it must be worn OVER all 10 pairs of underwear.

Failure to follow any of these rules or to rip off all pairs in the alloted time will result in automatic failure of the challenge.

If you liked Pile it on Wedgie Dare then you should also like Longest Lasting Wedgie Dare.

The game was pretty simple, as we jumped on the trampoline we tried to give each other wedgies.  Well Courtney was better at this game than me. So she pushes me over on the trampoline and I land on my stomach.  She jumps on me, holds me down and gives me a wedgie.  It didn’t end there.  She decides to continue to bounce while giving me a wedgie.

Finally I am able to break free but not after having one of the worst wedgies of my life.  I declare Wedgie War.  There was no way that she was getting away with giving me a trampoline wedgie and not getting anything in return.

I continue to jump and wait just for the right moment and run at her and knock her down then wedgie her.  She knocks me into the trampoline wall and i fall back face first and just lay on the trampoline floor lifelessly with my undies sticking out.  I hear her next yell, “wedgie!!” as she stands over me and continues yanking my undies and bouncing me.  Yep so it turned out to be a wedgie war, she won obviously today but there will be another wedgie war and I am sure the outcome will be different….until next time.

If you liked Trampoline Wedgie Story, then you should also check out Pile it on Wedgie Dare.

One of my favorite wedgie games is to ask a question and if you don’t get it right then you have to do a wedgie dare.

This weeks trivia question is:

The first microwave ovens were created in which decade: 1970′s, 1960′s, 1950′s, or 1940′s?

a.  1970′s

b.  1960′s

c.  1950′s

d.  1940′s

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If you guessed C, than you are right and you don’t have to do the dare if you don’t want to.  If you got the question wrong, you have to do a microwave wedgie. Heat up any type of food you like in the microwave (chocolate, cheese..etc) and pour it down your undies and wedgie yourself.

If you liked Wedgie Dare – Microwave Wedgie then you should also check out Wedgie Dare – Messy Wedgie.

Heres how to do a doorknob wedgie……..Hang your underpants on a door knob and keep it there until your underpants rip.

If you liked Doorknob Wedgie Dare, then you should also check out Wedgie Dare- Wedgie Game with Cards.